Going to submit this one to Github's Glacial Archive Storage Thing for sure.
public function
	GetAgoBroad():
	string {
	/*//
	@date 2021-04-16
	//*/

		$Diff = time() - $this->GetTimestamp();

		return match(TRUE) {
			($Diff < static::SecPerMin)      => 'now',
			($Diff < static::SecPerDay)      => 'today',
			($Diff < static::SecPerWeek)     => 'this week',
			($Diff < (static::SecPerWeek*3)) => 'few weeks',
			($Diff < (static::SecPerWeek*6)) => 'a while',
			default => 'a long time'
		};
	}